May 2013
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April 2013
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Walking down the street the other day
7-year-old girl: But if she was eighteen and pregnant, why wouldn't she just get an abortion?
Father [after a pause where he weighs how to reply]: Good question!
Me: [body starts rotating like a drill, slowly coiling down into itself until it is flat to the ground, then shoots up into the sky like a firework and explodes, spelling out the word "THE FUTURE IS NOW!" before fluttering delicately to the ground in glimmer shards]
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March 2013
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February 2013
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I don’t really want to become normal, average, standard. I want merely to gain...
– Anaïs Nin
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January 2013
7 posts
Dear women with long nails,
drinkyourjuice:
How do you:
masturbate
text
wipe your butt
button things
handle cutlery
type
shake hands
tie anything
turn pages
tweeze
fasten a bra
give hand js
live
Pls reply.
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check out this vid my bud made of his travels!
west coast to east coast to belarus!
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December 2012
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happy friday y’all
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