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April 2013
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Walking down the street the other day
7-year-old girl: But if she was eighteen and pregnant, why wouldn't she just get an abortion?
Father [after a pause where he weighs how to reply]: Good question!
Me: [body starts rotating like a drill, slowly coiling down into itself until it is flat to the ground, then shoots up into the sky like a firework and explodes, spelling out the word "THE FUTURE IS NOW!" before fluttering delicately to the ground in glimmer shards]
Apr 5th
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March 2013
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Mar 28th
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February 2013
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Feb 28th
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“I don’t really want to become normal, average, standard. I want merely to gain...”
– Anaïs Nin 
Feb 21st
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January 2013
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Dear women with long nails,
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Jan 29th
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check out this vid my bud made of his travels! west coast to east coast to belarus!
Jan 11th
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December 2012
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happy friday y’all
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