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Reblogged from Kendall Conrad | Blog
Reblogged from oh la la
Walking down the street the other day
- 7-year-old girl: But if she was eighteen and pregnant, why wouldn't she just get an abortion?
- Father [after a pause where he weighs how to reply]: Good question!
- Me: [body starts rotating like a drill, slowly coiling down into itself until it is flat to the ground, then shoots up into the sky like a firework and explodes, spelling out the word "THE FUTURE IS NOW!" before fluttering delicately to the ground in glimmer shards]
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Reblogged from MADDIE THE COONHOUND
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